RandomAnAsian

virare:

the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

(via kristenwiiggle)

peachfangas:

soundlyawake:

vinebox:

can a clap be offbeat with no music?

^^^

(Source: vinebox, via ashmaniacc)

cumsock:

phukers:

I’m going to nickname my child lil Bitch 

i see you’re passing on the family name

(via ayeeeitskenny)

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

(via happycrunchywater)

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

(Source: bookjunkie26, via happycrunchywater)

alexandranikole:

twerknugget:

i feel so bad and then the end

"Okay"

(Source: digitalblasphmy, via happycrunchywater)

forreal-tho:

jionttt:

euthanizeallwhitepeople:

princewenyuan:

the funniest thing is that the tattoo actually reads “part of an asshole race”

dying

more accurate is “Member of asshole race”

No chill

(Source: prettylittlekeegan, via atmcvhfan)

-Why don’t I have a mom and dad?

(via 0rochimaru)