- monday: *oversleeps*
- tuesday: *oversleepts*
- wednesday: *oversleeps*
- thursday: *oversleeps*
- friday: *oversleeps*
- saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
- sunday: *wakes up at 7am*
This candy is the best! (Taken with instagram)
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
(Reblogged from meguloves)
why is the entire world not investing in this
this is such a good investment why the fuck
guys this is good idea
omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes
…..HOLY SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS
WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER
HOLY SHIT BALLS
O_O
PLEASE
wat
America needs to invest in public transportation, maybe then we’ll stop being the #1 consumer of oil.
I COULD BE IN VEGAS RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK
OMFG. this is a goodway to go fucking anywhere when I’m bored LOL
(Source: videohall)
My first boner
When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.
Amazing Boner Story
JUST MADE MY DAY
Just made my fucking day too. Holy shit. I love Tumblr
(Source: elguindilla)
(Reblogged from the-absolute-best-gifs)
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
LOL Catholics be trollin’.
Cómo demonios Zubat sujeta a Squirtle?
Submitted by saranghae4e
(Reblogged from bygollyits-holly)
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
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oMFG LOOK AT HIS LITTLE ASS I’MG ONNA PEE
(Source: yogdo)
